Lotion Bars, Badgerface, massage bars

This solid lotion bar is 100% handmade with care in upstate New York. 

Size: This travel lotion bar is 1.5 oz / 42.5 g. The bar itself measures 2.5"; the tin measures 3."

How To Use: Simply apply to any dry skin. Your body heat will melt the lotion bar just enough to glide on. For maximum absorbency, apply to freshly washed skin still warm from the shower.

- Handmade natural products

- Women owned business

- Cruelty free skincare

- Uses pure essential oils

- Paraben free

- Sulfate free

Made in USA. New York made. Eco friendly lotion. Zero waste lotion. Handmade lotion. Adult humor gifts.

Coffee Vanilla: Ingredients: Coconut oil, shea butter, beeswax, mica, coffee seed essential oil, sweet orange essential oil, coriander essential oil, black pepper essential oil.

Defy Dry Skin and Reveal Your Smooth Side

Raise your hand if you're tired of dealing with dry, scaly skin that makes you feel like a part-time reptile. We've got your back in the battle against those relentless winter winds that suck the joy out of your life and chap your precious ass.

Melon: Ingredients: This summer lotion bar is made with beeswax, shea butter, coconut oil, mica, cantaloupe extract, and lime and black pepper essential oils. Scent: Our shea butter lotion bar has a fruity scent.

Rose: 

Natural Rose Nourishment

This natural lotion bar doesn't just smell like roses. Nah, it's a whole new level of rosy goodness. With hints of rose, sandalwood, and orchid, this isn't your grandma's rose scent. It's hip, it's modern. It's the rose that broke free from granny's and went to Coachella.

• 100% Pure-Ass Goodness: Our skincare is 100% pure-ass natural because we believe in keeping it real. No fake shit here.

• Nourishing Fucking Shea Butter: We don't mess around when it comes to shea butter. It's the superstar ingredient that'll make your skin feel like a million bucks.

• Cruelty-Free Confidence: We take a stand against animal testing. None of our products are ever tested on animals.

• Packaging Perfection: Want to take it up a notch? For a little extra, you can get this bar in a sleek metal tin. Check out our packaging options.

• Preservative-Free Pleasure: No unwanted chemicals here. Our bar is preservative-free, so you can enjoy pure-ass goodness without the fake shit.

So unwrap this shit and slather yourself the fuck up. You're welcome.